Bestival costume

After much deliberation and consideration of how possible it is to look like a unicorn without looking like i got a dick on my head i've decided my costume for Bestival 2010. I'm gonna go red hiding rood Roald Dahl styley and nooo fucking way slutty. This years theme is "Fantasy" and i plan to go the whole nine yards. Going to make a red cape, make/buy a red dress and get a big frilly white underskirt and for the finshing touch big red cheeks and a small pistol.
"The small girl smiles. One eyelid flickers. She whips a pistol from her knickers."
Tim Walkers red riding hood love the hair and cape and that sparking gun